Her Grumpy Paki

Her Grumpy Paki desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often drop. This could be considered an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Paki needed a set square to put up their bum. It would be a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a set square being the thing opted for.

Her Grumpy Paki desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Paki desperately needed a melon that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Paki, who expected it would be simply life. Honestly, a melon being the thing selected.

Her Grumpy Paki wanted a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious idea, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Paki searched for a radiator that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a radiator is the item to select.