Hungry Paki

Hungry Paki always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Hungry Paki desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who expected it was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Hungry Paki needed a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Hungry Paki desperately looked for a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

Hungry Paki desperately craved for a condom that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

Hungry Paki looked for a spade to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was opted for.