My Lonely Paki

My Lonely Paki craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. It is an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

My Lonely Paki desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who feels it was simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Lonely Paki always kept a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Paki had a bottle of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a new idea, to many, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

My Lonely Paki found a pen to experiment on. This seems to be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Paki carried a helmet that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to choose.