Crazy Paki

Crazy Paki looked for a spade that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item chosen.

Crazy Paki looked for a rubber johnny to embrace. It was considered to be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Crazy Paki craved for a chocolate bar that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Crazy Paki desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would break. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Paki wanted a cup that they would often cuddle. It is a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item chosen.

Crazy Paki always kept a chocolate bar that they would often play with. It is a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.