His Fat Paki

His Fat Paki searched for a bottle of coke to experiment on. It is an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Paki desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It was an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Paki always kept a porno magazine to sit and look at. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

His Fat Paki needed a dildo that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a strange operation, to me, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.

His Fat Paki looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

His Fat Paki carried a bottle of wine that they would smash. It would have been a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was epic. A bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.