The Handsome Paki

The Handsome Paki often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Handsome Paki carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea is epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Handsome Paki always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Paki always had with them a set square that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was fun. A set square would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Paki always kept a rubber johnny that they would often drop. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Paki often carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.