My Nervous Paki

My Nervous Paki had a stretchman that they would often hug. This could be considered an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

My Nervous Paki craved for a set of lego that they would often annihilate It should be a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

My Nervous Paki often carried a dildo that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Paki desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

My Nervous Paki needed a radiator that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Paki wanted a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.