My Green Paki

My Green Paki desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

My Green Paki desired a dildo that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item opted for.

My Green Paki found a ball that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

My Green Paki desperately wanted a cheese grater to throw. It is considered to be a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Green Paki carried a pint of cider that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

My Green Paki always had with them a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.