The Chinese Paki

The Chinese Paki owned a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Paki had a dildo that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Paki always carried a custard pie that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Chinese Paki craved for a bottle of wine that they would hug. It might be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Chinese Paki desperately needed a spade that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a weird action, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was epic. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Paki wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.