The Dodgy Paki

The Dodgy Paki carried a Harry Potter wand to hug. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Paki desperately desired a tomato to sit and look at. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was fun. A tomato would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Paki wanted a bat that they would sometimes break. It should have been an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Paki desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Paki looked for a cucumber that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Paki, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the chosen item.

The Dodgy Paki desired a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.