My Grumpy Paki

My Grumpy Paki desperately looked for a porno magazine to put up their bum. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Paki always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Paki had a piece of paper that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Paki often carried a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.

My Grumpy Paki wanted a stretchman to cuddle. This is certainly an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be magnificent. A stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Paki wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.