Their Yellow Paki

Their Yellow Paki always carried a cup that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cup having that done to it

Their Yellow Paki always carried a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected it was exciting. A toilet brush having that done to it

Their Yellow Paki owned a wig that they would often experiment on. It is a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was awesome. A wig being the thing selected.

Their Yellow Paki desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.

Their Yellow Paki owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thought that this idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Their Yellow Paki wanted a custard pie that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.