A Confused Paki

A Confused Paki desperately looked for a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a hat is the item to opt for.

A Confused Paki desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Paki craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is fun. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

A Confused Paki wanted a block of cheese to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Paki carried a crown that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who expected it was simply life. A crown was the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Paki owned a stapler to experiment on. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be fun. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.