The Crazy Paki

The Crazy Paki had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Paki desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would eat. It is considered to be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Crazy Paki always carried a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Crazy Paki found a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Paki desired a magic 8 ball that they would often eat. This is certainly a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Crazy Paki always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.