The Stupid Paki

The Stupid Paki desired a stapler to worship. This is certainly a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Paki, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Paki craved for a stapler to eat. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Paki desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

The Stupid Paki carried a big sponge that they would often break. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Paki found a rubber johnny that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Paki desperately needed a little monkey that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.