His Fucking Paki

His Fucking Paki found a bottle of beer that they would experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Fucking Paki owned a mug that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

His Fucking Paki carried a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.

His Fucking Paki desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. It might be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Paki, who considered it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

His Fucking Paki wanted a pen that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.

His Fucking Paki always carried a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.