A Fat Paki

A Fat Paki desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a new idea, to you, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

A Fat Paki carried a block of cheese that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Paki carried a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Fat Paki needed a vibrator that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fat Paki had a stapler that they sometimes play with. It might have been an astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was awesome. A stapler being the thing selected.

A Fat Paki always kept a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.