The Blue Paki

The Blue Paki needed a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was awesome. A spade is the item to select.

The Blue Paki desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Blue Paki owned a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Blue Paki desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

The Blue Paki desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Blue Paki always carried a tomato that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.