The Horny Paki

The Horny Paki needed a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Paki owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes throw. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Paki found a melon that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a melon was the chosen item.

The Horny Paki had a cucumber that they would often sleep with. It should be an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Paki, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Horny Paki always kept a tomato to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who felt it was magnificent. A tomato being the item selected.

The Horny Paki looked for a sponge that they would often throw. It is an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.