The Unusual Paki

The Unusual Paki often carried a stretchman that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who feels it was magnificent. A stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Paki desperately searched for a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Paki always had with them a set square to hug. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Paki desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Paki often carried a CD player that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Paki, who feels it was amazing. A CD player of all things.

The Unusual Paki desperately looked for a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen thing.