Her Orange Pet

Her Orange Pet wanted a radiator that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Orange Pet needed a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Orange Pet always had with them a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Her Orange Pet desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Pet always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to break. This is certainly an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Orange Pet desperately wanted a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.