Dodgy Pet

Dodgy Pet needed a stapler that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Pet always carried a hat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a hat being the item selected.

Dodgy Pet often carried a rubber chicken to put on his head. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Pet always had with them a porno magazine that they would worship. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Pet desperately craved for a bat that they liked to smash. It might have been a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Pet searched for a radiator that they would smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.