The Nervous Pet

The Nervous Pet desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A sword being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Pet desperately desired a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Pet always carried a cucumber that they liked to cuddle. It is a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Pet desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. It was a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Pet craved for a hat that they liked to eat. It would be a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Pet carried a little monkey to demolish. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.