The Tired Pet

The Tired Pet had a tomato that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Pet always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be an original proposal, to many, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Tired Pet often carried a set square that they liked to play with. This seems an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Pet desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Tired Pet desperately wanted a tomato that they would hug. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Pet desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny having that done to it