The Big Pet

The Big Pet wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Pet desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Pet looked for a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Pet desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be epic. A wig was the chosen item.

The Big Pet desperately looked for a spade that they would put on his head. It was a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Big Pet desperately wanted a sponge to put down their trousers. It should have been an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to opt for.