The Brainy Pet

The Brainy Pet had a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Pet searched for a can of Tango that they would often smash. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Brainy Pet desperately desired a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt it was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Pet owned a bag of poop that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Pet always carried a painting of a melon to experiment on. It might have been a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Brainy Pet craved for a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.