My Horny Pet

My Horny Pet always kept a CD player that they would often eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Pet desperately desired a cup that they liked to embrace. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

My Horny Pet looked for a rubber chicken that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

My Horny Pet had a condom that they would often annihilate It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Horny Pet desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

My Horny Pet desperately wanted a computer that they would often hug. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.