The Eccentric Pet

The Eccentric Pet desperately craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Eccentric Pet had a porno magazine that they sometimes share. This is certainly a new idea, to many, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Pet always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Pet looked for a dildo that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Pet desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to me, but not to the Pet, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Pet desperately desired a toilet brush to smash. It might have been a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.