The Foolish Pet

The Foolish Pet desperately craved for a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Pet needed a cucumber that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Pet found a vibrator that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Pet always carried a CD player that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be wonderous. A CD player would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Pet often carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Foolish Pet desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.