The Fat Pet

The Fat Pet often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is an unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Pet desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Pet looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Fat Pet desired a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Pet always had with them a melon that they would throw. It might have been a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Pet needed a vibrator that they would annihilate It should be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it