Depressed Pet

Depressed Pet desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat having that done to it

Depressed Pet always kept a cup to break. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item chosen.

Depressed Pet desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would annihilate It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Depressed Pet owned a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

Depressed Pet had a set square that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

Depressed Pet looked for a radiator that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to select.