A Stupid Pet

A Stupid Pet owned a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a tomato was the chosen thing.

A Stupid Pet needed a mug that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was amazing. A mug is the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Pet had a pint of beer that they would worship. It would be a fairly exciting action, to most, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Pet desperately needed a helmet that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Pet always had with them a sack of potatoes to annihilate It would be a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Pet owned a ball to experiment on. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.