Exceptional Pet

Exceptional Pet looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

Exceptional Pet wanted a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Pet desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Exceptional Pet owned a painting of a melon that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. A painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Exceptional Pet found a tomato that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a new activity, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Exceptional Pet desperately needed a pen that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.