Her Purple Pet

Her Purple Pet desired a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to choose.

Her Purple Pet desperately craved for a spade that they would drop. It might be an unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Her Purple Pet craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Pet desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would play with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Pet desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Her Purple Pet desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to break. It should be a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.