The Handsome Pet

The Handsome Pet had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Handsome Pet always had with them a condom that they would sit and look at. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Pet desperately needed a crown to worship. It might be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to select.

The Handsome Pet desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Handsome Pet desperately looked for a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It was a weird idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Handsome Pet needed a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen thing.