Stupid Pet

Stupid Pet always had with them a bag of flour that they would often hug. It was a bizarre action, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Stupid Pet always had with them a custard pie that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie of all things.

Stupid Pet owned a vibrator that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was awesome. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Pet looked for a bag of flour that they would break. This could be considered a curious idea, to me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Pet craved for a little monkey that they would hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

Stupid Pet desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.