His Bewildered Pet

His Bewildered Pet desperately desired a CD player to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.

His Bewildered Pet desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Pet desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Pet needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a strange thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

His Bewildered Pet always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Bewildered Pet found a cup that they sometimes play with. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup is the item that was chosen.