His Horny Pet

His Horny Pet desired a teapot that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

His Horny Pet had a wig to put up their bum. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a wig being the thing opted for.

His Horny Pet desperately wanted a cup to share. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A cup would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Pet needed a custard pie to put on his head. This seems a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Pet often carried a radiator that they liked to share. It would be a new thought, to some, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.

His Horny Pet desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.