The Determined Pet

The Determined Pet had a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Determined Pet desperately needed a chocolate bar to annihilate It was a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thought it was magnificent. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Determined Pet always carried a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Determined Pet desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Determined Pet desperately needed a ball that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a ball having that done to it

The Determined Pet desperately desired a melon that they would embrace. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.