The Famous Pet

The Famous Pet desperately craved for a melon that they would often share. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

The Famous Pet always had with them a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Famous Pet desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Famous Pet wanted a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Pet desperately craved for a wig that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Famous Pet found a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.