His Stupid Pet

His Stupid Pet always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally smash. It would be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Pet desperately looked for a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Pet looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who thought it was stunning. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Pet desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be simply life. Remarkably, a condom would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Pet needed a cucumber to put on his head. It was a fairly original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Pet found a cheese grater that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.