The Bum Loving Pet

The Bum Loving Pet often carried a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly different thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Pet desperately desired a piece of paper that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Pet desperately wanted a cup that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A cup would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Pet searched for a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Pet desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often worship. It might be an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Pet found a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems an original activity, to some, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.