The Grumpy Pet

The Grumpy Pet desperately looked for a set square to play with. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Pet often carried a lava lamp that they would demolish. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Grumpy Pet looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Pet often carried a set of lego that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Pet always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Pet wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.