A Stupid Pet

A Stupid Pet often carried a helmet that they would occasionally break. It would be a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.

A Stupid Pet searched for a hat that they sometimes play with. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Pet desired a bottle of coke that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Pet needed a sword that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A sword is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Pet always kept a bat that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was spectacular. A bat was the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Pet always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.