The Boring Pet

The Boring Pet always carried a crown that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pet desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Pet needed a CD player that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who considered it was wonderful. Strangely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Pet desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Pet always carried a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Pet desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.