His Big Pet

His Big Pet craved for a mug that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who feels it was stunning. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

His Big Pet searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was sublime. A pint of cider is the item to select.

His Big Pet desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

His Big Pet had a computer that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item chosen.

His Big Pet desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

His Big Pet desperately desired a CD player that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.