The Beautiful Pet

The Beautiful Pet desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Beautiful Pet searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Pet needed a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Pet craved for a bottle of coke that they would throw. It would be a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was epic. A bottle of coke having that done to it

The Beautiful Pet desperately looked for a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It is an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was wonderful. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Pet looked for a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a new operation, to some, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.