The Naughty Pet

The Naughty Pet had a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was amazing. A spade being the item opted for.

The Naughty Pet desperately searched for a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Pet always kept a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Naughty Pet craved for a bottle of wine to smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Naughty Pet always kept a magic 8 ball to share. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Pet looked for a bottle of coke that they would throw. It is a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.