The Ugly Pet

The Ugly Pet desperately wanted a sponge that they sometimes annihilate It was a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Pet craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Pet desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

The Ugly Pet owned a tomato that they sometimes put up their bum. It was an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Pet desperately searched for a mug that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to select.

The Ugly Pet craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes play with. It is an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item chosen.