Their Fat Pet

Their Fat Pet had a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Fat Pet always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Their Fat Pet desperately wanted a teapot to smash. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen item.

Their Fat Pet desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A computer was the chosen item.

Their Fat Pet needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Their Fat Pet always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.